Some of these yolks jokes are derivative. Others not….
- Q: Why did the chicken start to cross the road, then turn around and run back?
- A: It was chicken.
- Q: Why did the fox start to cross the road, then turn around and run back?
- A: It wanted the chicken.
- Q: Why did the elephant start to walk down the road, then turn around and run back?
- A: It was going on a trip and forgot to pack its trunk.
- Q: Why did the octopus start to walk down the road, and not turn around and run back?
- A: It was marching off to war and felt well armed.
- Q: Why did another octopus start to walk down the road, then turn around and run back?
- A: It was marching off to war, but turned chicken.
- Q: Why did the straight A student walk back and forth across the road?
- A: She wanted to be a Road Scholar.
- Q: Why did the sexy guy sit in the crossroads in the middle of the Arizona desert?
- A: He wanted hot cross buns.
- Q: Why did the pumpkin decide not to cross the busy road?
- A: It didn’t want to become squash.
- Q: Why did the turtle decide not to cross the busy road?
- A: It didn’t want to become squash, either.
- Q: Why did the banana stand at the side of the road at a traffic light?
- A: It wanted to watch cars peel out.
- Q: Why did the guy with Parkinson’s disease walk down the road greeting everyone and shaking their hand?
- A: Just makin’ good use of the tremors.
